Are these Mega Man bosses, or Splinter Cell subtitles, or Japanese vending machine drinks? In any case, they’re evidence that someone is running out of ideas.
Wire Sponge? Wire Sponge? Really?
Shockingly, it turns out that Wire Sponge’s level is really hard and he has like, grappling pom poms that kill you. Are you surprised? I’m not.
I have decided that I hate Mega Man, and his incredibly deadly world. Why would anyone live there? It’s miserable. Either there are thousands of robots trying to kill you, or there is one unkillable robot constantly trying to kill you and all your friends. Nobody wins.
Just kill yourself, Mega Man.
Just kill yourself.