Oh man, I learned so much today. Ok, bare with me, this is amazing.
Ok, so if this isn’t the best premise for a new sitcom, I don’t know what is. It’s ridiculous. I can’t wait until the episode where the giant bird and the princess paint a line in the middle of their room. Oh, or maybe they’ll have these season long “will they or won’t they” plot points between the king, Higgins, and the princess. Fuck. I’m going to TIVO the shit out of this bad boy. And also, I didn’t watch Lost but something something smoke monster.
SO THEN THERE’S A GAME TO PLAY AND GUESS WHAT?!
I was not prepared for this at all. I wanted skateboards, hatchets, and fruit. I was not expecting puzzles, inventories, and coin systems. There are even fucking random encounters!!! What the hell is going on here? This is not the adventure island I apparently don’t know and probably loved. Not at all. Basically this was all so shocking to my fragile haven’t-done-a-review-in-a-whole-month system that I had a mental breakdown, got amnesia, and moved in with a giant bird who is dating my girlfriend who also had amnesia but forgot we were dating and now we all hang out at a coffee shop with a jive-talking local-ethnic-type-from-the-steets.
Wednesdays at 9 on UPN.