Spider-Man: The Animated Series

Yo, guys, check out Spider-Man. He looks like a juicehead gorilla guido. He looks like snooki-bait in tights. I don’t remember him looking like Ronny from the Jersey Shore on the cartoon, but, you know. Often we forget things about cartoons, glossing over the bad bits in our memories. Maybe this is one of those times.

I also don’t remember the World Trade Center getting exploded in the cartoon, but it’s happening in this game!

Spider-Man: The Animated Series: The Video Game: The Most Offensive Thing To My Sensibilities Ever On SNES: Discounting That One Final Fantasy Game

Advertisements