Ren & Stimpy Show: Fire Dogs

I remember the first time I saw Ren & Stimpy it was pretty amazing. It was the first cartoon I ever remember being based on gross-outs. There were disgusting close-ups of things of everything you didn’t want to see. There were piss and shit jokes! Imagine! I mean, today, everyone gets to laugh at casual racism and misogyny with their Family Guy and American Whatever The Fuck and their Seth MacFarlane Is Begging To Get Hit By A Minority Hit Squad: LIVE! or something. I’d watch that last one. Isn’t it funny how Meg is ugly and people hit her?  I guess so!

Just look at how fucked up this is! It’s subversive! And then there was Mr. Horse and Powdered Toast man and Log! Log!

So then, all of a sudden, they’re on the game treadmill and it all goes to shit.

Ugh.

I’m not going to lie. I got less than one level in here. It sucks. I couldn’t figure out what the fuck was going on. You’re playing Stimpy and you’re in a firehall. I pressed some buttons and then eventually I pressed a button that made this beaver (or whatever) show up on the screen. I took this screenshot.

Amazing.

So then I turned it off and got a beer, because it was so stupid that alcohol was necessary. But then I didn’t come back to the review and kept drinking because my life is a sad tapestry.

It’s true.

Not as sad as this awful game, though. So that’s a plus.

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