Full respect to this Nobunaga character. Any man that can look at this screen and make heads or tails of it is a man worth knowing. Maybe he can do my tax for me.
Look, all I’m saying is that Nobunaga was pretty bloody ambitious, and even he didn’t manage to pull it off. The ‘Unification’ [read: Domination] of Japan didn’t come until his two successors came and finished the job.
Now if he, with all his ambition, and a lifetime of constant military struggle, could only conquer one-third of Japan, what hope do you – lousy, good-fer-nuthin’ couch potato on welfare, I presume – have of conquering the whole damn thing? And in what time do you expect to achieve this amazing feat? Ten, twelve, twenty-four, maybe eighty hours? I hope you’re not planning on playing any other games in the future…
I can think of maybe twenty people in all of human history off the top of my head that managed to achieve more, militarily speaking, than this guy did: Otto von Bismarck, Genghis Khan, Charlemagne, Attila the Hun, Alexander the Great, Napoleon Bonaparte, Salah ad-Din, et cetera.
And guess what? All of them are better than you. So don’t even try.