Jungle Strike

JUNGLE STRIKE!!!!

JUNGLE STRIIIIIIKE!!!!!

JUNGLE STRIKE!

JUNGLLLLLLEE STRIKE!!!!!

JUNGLE STRIKE!!!!!!

JUNGUE STRIKE!!!!!!!!

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! FEET ON THE TABLE! “THERE HAS BEEN SOME INCIDENT!” COMMANDER SHADOWY-MAN KNOWS HIS BUSINESS! HE WANTS TO EAT LUNCH WITH HIS DAUGHTER TODAY, SO PLEASE NO NUKES OKAY? THX! DRUG LORD! HE LOOKS EVIL! I GUESS THE PRESIDENT REALLY HATES DRUG LORDS OR SOMETHING, CAUSE HE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT PERSONALLY (BUT HE SEEMS RELAXED; MAYBE HE IS WELL-SEXED?). OH WAIT! THAT’S NOT THE PRESIDENT, THAT’S A SAVVY HERO WITH BALLS AND STUFF!

BLAM BLAM BLAM HELICOPTER!

JUNGLE STRIKE!

Wait, what do I shoot?

I guess this is one of those games where right and wrong are not so easy to determine. It seems your first mission is to give guided helicopter tours of Washington.

THIS IS NOT A JUNGLE, PEOPLE! I AM OUTRAGED!

This game could be pretty slick if I knew what the fuck. Unfortunately I don’t give a care.

Adieu

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