Bols the Dragon: I’m over here, mate!
Jimmy Connor: I’m ‘aving an ‘allucination, ain’t I?
Bols the Dragon: Too right you are!
Jimmy Connor: At least tell me where I AM!
Buls the Dragon: You’se in the future, MATE! I’m ‘ere to show you what tennis will be like in the year 2009!
Jimmy Connor: Right, then! Let’s see it!
The stage grows dark. Soon there is the sound of two children going wakka wakka at the Wii.
Jimmy Connor: They don’t move at all! They jus’ stand there and go “wakka wakka”!
Bals the Dragoon: Too right!
Jimmy Connor: THIS IS THE FUTURE OF THE SPORT!
Jimmy quickly grabs a pen and paper and begins designing what is to become Jimmy Connor’s Pro Tennis Tour.
Jimmy Connor: What do you mean we don’t have motion-sensing remotes?!
Pinhole to Jimmy’s face, a wink, fade to black.