Great Circus Mystery

That's the face that haunts my dreams
That's the face that haunts my dreams

Because I am on the cutting edge of social media, I decided to write a review of The Great Circus Mystery partially in the style of a series of tweets. At the time of this writing, the Twitter names used did not exist. If they do now, hey, maybe you have some free followers. You can thank me (@iscoff) later. If you find this confusing because you don’t understand how Twitter works, you can complain about it to me at @iscoff.

BEHOLD:

ha HA@freakmickey: Going to the circus with @69minnie69. gonna eat peanuts and cotton candy until I puke and then laugh at whomever has to clean it up.

that bow is so ugh. come on girl@69minnie69: @freakmickey i swear to god if u smell like vomit again 2day ur gonna have to look at pluto if u wanna get laid u dirty f#ck

ha HA@freakmickey: @69minnie69 Don’t lie baby, you like it DIRTY.

that bow is so ugh. come on girl@69minnie69: @freakmickey not that dirty u filthy mousef#ck!! im not reliving the day we went 2 tha fleamarket

don't look@ghbgoofy: @freakmickey @69minnie69 GAWRSH! A hyuck hyuck hyuck! You two shur are werid!

HAHA OH DONALD@whatsthatdonald: RT@ghbgoofy: @freakmickey @69minnie69 GAWRSH! A hyuck hyuck hyuck! You two shur are werid! – yss i cmpretry ahgrheee

that bow is so ugh. come on girl@69minnie69: @whatsthatdonald What? what the f#ck did u say? lern to type u pantless retard

HAHA OH DONALD@whatsthatdonald: @69minnie69 you try typng wthh fethrrrsss bttch

don't look@ghbgoofy: A hyuck hyuck hyuck!

don't look@ghbgoofy: Hyuck hyuck

don't look@ghbgoofy: hyuck

ha HA@freakmickey: Gonna be late to the circus ’cause Minnie dropped her dental dam in the garbage and I have to fish it out

ha HA@freakmickey: This is really gross you guys

HAHA OH DONALD@whatsthatdonald: thss cirsss is sooooo fcked uppp! why the fckk am i in thsss box? fffcckkk

don't look@ghbgoofy: Yerr Mickey I’d take a pash on this circus if’n I wash you! They put shomethin’ in muh brain! MUH BRAINWEM!E@E!

that bow is so ugh. come on girl@69minnie69: don’t worry @freakmickey, I’ll bring our bag of weird outfits and costumes and we can dress up and kill bitches

And what a gimmick that was! The Great Circus Mystery is a decent enough game if you like gameplay and anthropomorphic mice*, but if you’re like me and seeking the endorphin rush that only comes with vivid depictions of onscreen violence and mayhem, you’ll be sorely disappointed by the total lack of blood, guts or any sort of viscera that would otherwise be entertaining. You can jump on creatures’ heads, but they’re obviously still alive, so what’s the point?

The Great Circus Mystery is a fine game for stupid babies and the developmentally disabled.

* but only kind of like…not too much, since there’s no yiffing here, you sad sacks of crap.

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2 thoughts on “Great Circus Mystery

  1. Kool post. No matter what, somethings will always remain mystery.

    In fact, I myself have been trying to solve the mystery of the legend that forces you to have “earn it before having it”, for a wile now. Could not understand much though.

    Let me know in case you get to understand the mystery of the Old Hound and the Legend

    By the way, good writing style. I’d love to read more on similar topics

    –THERE WAS A LINK IN THIS POST UBT I FIGURED INSTEAD OF DELETING THIS VERY ODD SPAM I’D JUST REMOVE IT AND MAKE A LITTLE NOTE OF MY OWN. HAHA! THIS MAKES NO SENSE! Brilliam–

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