Raise your hand if, upon seeing the title of this game, you thought it would actually be a fun game.
If you are sitting there with your hand up, congratulations! You’re now stupid for two reasons.
Fun ‘n’ Games is a “suite” of functions, in the same way that a bacterium is an “animal.”
It has four sections:
“Paint” is, well, a shitty version of Paint that struggles to load when you fill with the paintcan, and is unable to fill at all in a row where there are already coloured pixels.
“Games” includes a terrible version of Pac Man with mice and cheese, and a first person space shooter where you are fixed in position and can only rotate to shoot your foes – floating green orbs which mysteriously damage you by moving around and never ever altering their distance from you.
“Music” is perhaps the only aspect of the cartridge that would actually be engaging if you were a kid at the time of its release. You can, through its clunky and torturous interface, pick instrument synths and place them on a staff to produce music. It would take you about four hours to make a decent song, though.
“Style” is…I am at a loss here. There are two sub-sections, one where you choose the clothing and hair for a woman, one where you scroll between heads, torsos and legs to mix and match some kind of horrid gestalt entity whose sections are clearly delineated from each other. But the most bizarre thing is that, for the first one, every time you scroll to a new item of clothing it will play a random sound file, including things like “grody,” wacky,” “rad,” “hip,” “gross,” etc. They are completely random, and are in no way related to the item you are selecting.
Absurd things like the above, and other obvious failures of design (like the fact that the game struggles to render your cursor as it moves) make this the worst “game” I’ve seen yet.