A 200×200, 256-color .gif file of the Mona Lisa.

Looking down from the top of the Eiffel Tower replica in Paris, Tennessee.

Three drunk dudes singing “Don’t Stop Believing” at a karaoke bar.

Fritz Lang’s Metropolis on an iPod.

A Croatian translation of A Tale Of Two Cities when your knowledge of Croatian is sketchy at best.

Nick Ut’s photograph of a Vietnamese child, naked and covered in napalm burns, as viewed on a cell phone which in turn took a photo from the viewscreen of a digital camera which took a picture of the original.

Shakespeare, as read by a Grade 9 English class, most of whom believe Iambic Pentameter is some metal band.

A replica of the Guggenheim made out of Lego, as interpreted by a decidedly non-idiot savant eight-year-old with Ice Planet and Batman prefab facades.

A yellow belt in karate demonstrating a roundhouse kick.

A Veggieburger.

Adobe Photoshop CS4 with 512MB of RAM.

Any time anyone you ever knew “did the robot.”


Sometimes, things that are good seem bad because of how you experience them. If you want to play Doom, don’t play it on the Super Nintendo. Get it running on a PC, dummy! For your health!

(That said, the music on the SPC chip is actually better. Go figure.)