The Chessmaster

LET’S PLAY SOME FUCKING CHESS, PUSSIES! HEEEELL YEEEEEESSSSS.

THIS AIN’T YOUR GRANDMA’S CHESS VIDEO GAME, FUCKERS! THIS IS ON SOME REAL, STREET-LEVEL SHIT. TOP OF THE LINE MOTHERFUCKING CHESS GRAPHICS! INSANE MOVES! WHITE KNUCKLE ACTION! THIS IS THE BAD BOYS 2 OF CHESS VIDEO GAMES FOR THE SUPER NINTENDO!

 

THIS DUDE IS ABOUT TO WRECK YOUR SHIT.
THIS DUDE IS ABOUT TO WRECK YOUR SHIT.

OH, YOU THINK YOU HARD, HUH? YOU THINK YOU’RE A BAD MOTHERFUCKER? COUPLE YEARS IN A PUBLIC SCHOOL CHESS CLUB? YOU THINK YOU KEEP IT REAL? THE CHESSMASTER IS NOT IMPRESSED. THE CHESSMASTER TAKES SHITS BIGGER THAN YOU. HIS SHITS PLAY BETTER CHESS THAN YOU.

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT SLICK MOVES? SHIFT THAT PAWN UP AND TRY TO GET A BLITZKRIEG OFFENSE GOING?

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