Recipe for NBA Hangtime:
Preheat fan-forced oven to 220° Celsius. Take NBA Jam T.E. and trim off any excess modes and options. Double-dunk game in hot water; be sure to boil out any over-the-top commentary and funky music. Drain the essence, remove game from the pot, and place in a baking dish. Lightly drizzle with white wine vinegar and set on fire – ask a friend to assist if needed.
Throw in a character creation mode of dubious value and roast – turning once only – until tough and rubbery. Pepper with annoying “pass” calls. The resulting flavour will be a muted, more understated brand of NBA Jam. Serve alone on a round plate. Feeds one to four people.
Alternatively, NBA Jam can be enjoyed as is.