The Miracle Piano Teaching System

Watch helplessly as Twinkle Twinkle plays without you!  Like a runaway freight train!

Water into wine.
Sight to the blind.
The Miracle Piano Teaching System™*†.

Walking on water.
Calming the storm.
The Miracle Piano Teaching System™*†.

The Virgin Womb.
The Empty Tomb.
The Miracle Piano Teaching System™*†.

You know what would be a miracle?  Being able to play the bloody thing!

* Compatible only with the Miracle Piano Keyboard™.  RRP $499.99.
† Batteries not included.
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