Mario’s Early Years: Preschool Fun

FUCK YES

FUCK YEAH I DID

This is a game where you point your cursor at things, and then a creepy voice gives you information about those things, like how many there are or what they are the opposite of.

It is a game consisting entirely of pointing.

I guess games haven’t changed very much since this came out.  After all, Diablo 3 is coming out soon.

6 Responses to Mario’s Early Years: Preschool Fun

  1. scott says:

    Hey look, it’s Luigi and he’s lying down. What a strange way to find Luigi: doing nothing of consequence.

    fuck you Luigi

  2. Ted says:

    R.I.P. Captain Lou

  3. scott says:

    Wrong brother, God!!!

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